Why You Feel Spiritually Exhausted After Social Interactions

Symptoms: Drained. Prognosis: Society.

You were fine this morning.
You ate something. You maybe had a thought.
And then — two interactions later — you’re horizontal, staring at the ceiling, questioning your entire timeline.

This isn’t burnout.
This is exposure.

You’ve been contaminated by ambient social debris: too many eyes, too many words, too many people energetically screaming “perceive me” into the air like cursed incense.

And you?
You were just standing there.

The Diagnosis: Advanced Empathic Osmosis Disorder (AEOD)

AEOD is a non-recognized and fully fabricated condition caused by overactive social absorption glands.
Common in empaths, introverts, and people who made the mistake of opening a group chat on a Monday.

Symptoms include:

• Needing to lie down after sending one text
• Withdrawing from social events before they exist
• The sensation that your aura is being gently siphoned through a bendy straw
• Feeling like everyone is louder than they used to be
• Yelling “I need silence” in your own head while nodding politely at someone

This is not a vibe issue.
This is a boundary rupture.
Your field has been breached.

The Causes:

• Eye contact from the wrong people at the wrong time
• Open-plan offices
• “Just a quick call” energy
• People who overshare at bus stops
• Meetings about meetings

And in severe cases:
Being asked “How are you?” when someone doesn’t actually want the answer.

The Remedy: SOME DOSE Protocol 001

You don’t need a retreat.
You don’t need to drink water under a waterfall while whispering to a fern.
You need a barrier.

Specifically: a prescribed object designed to signal protection, reclaim personal frequency, and shut energetic doors that never should’ve been opened.

The Antidote Bracelet is a customizable symbolic prescription.
Designed to buffer your field, confuse psychic parasites, and make your nervous system feel like it has one adult in the room.

Treatment is non-invasive, non-verbal, and somewhat stylish.
Side effects may include mild clarity, slightly elevated standards, and no longer replying to texts out of guilt.